No room at the inn.

Sometimes people just don't understand that an additional phone call is not going to make the answer more positive than the one they already received.  This goes for a lot of things, but for the purpose of today's first post, it's meant for the act of securing a hotel room.  If you send an email to their sales department and they say there are no rooms, then you call them and they say there are no rooms, then there are probably no rooms.  When they say this:

These people interpret it like this:

So, when somebody asks me to call...which is the third contact with this hotel...I'm fairly certain I'm going to get the message from the first image with the face from the second image.

They don't have any rooms, you are on a waiting list.  It's time to wait.

Update: It went down exactly like I knew it would.